Category archives for: Humor

Top 10 (Or So) Reasons You Know You’re a Nerd

By Cory Hunt, It’s ok to have nerdy interests, but some people take it too far. For example, I have this friend who was at the new Harry Potter movie on its opening day.  She is a 30-year-old lawyer, dressed as Harry down to the scarf and glasses, and actually took the time to […]

The Birthday Girl

By Cory Hunt, Oh my God, you guys!  I cannot believe that my birthday is coming up! Like, it’s almost already here! I know it’s a couple of weeks away, but we should totally get the girls together and you can all buy me dinner to celebrate.  It will be so fun!  LOL! I […]

Those Awkward Moments …

Christine Cheng, How many times have you been in a situation where you thought, “Wow, this is a little awkward”? It’s probably safe to say we’ve all been there – you know, those weird and uncomfortable moments with a perfect stranger where you don’t know what to say or how to act. Awkward silences are […]

Intervention: The Trix Rabbit

By Cory Hunt, Dear Trix Rabbit, We don’t talk about it very much, but you’re like my younger sibling. There’s no way that I can repay you for teaching me to dressup like Girl Rabbit to best Elmer.  Your disguise expertise saved me from getting shot more times than I can count.  I’ve always […]

My Phone Tells You How Important I Am

By Cory Hunt, This is probably like the best smartphone out there. Look, but don’t touch! There’s a reason this thing is in a holster; it’s dangerous. Do you realize how much time this holster saves me? It’s at least a quarter of a second every time I use it, which adds up to […]

Time for Kindergarten!

By Cory Hunt, Hello Junior, your parents have asked me to help prepare me for your transition into kindergarten, so that’s exactly what I’m here to do. First thing, you currently live in a fantasy world. Your parents tell you that you’re special, but you are not. For example, your mom tells me that […]

Midtown Musings: The day after the breakup

Midtown Musings, Dec. 28, 9:06 p.m.: The day after a dude breaks up with a girl is way more sad than the day after a girl breaks up with a dude. The girl who just got dumped is spread out over the coach in her sweats, guzzling a Big Gulp and pounding down Cheetos. […]

I’m So Excited!!

By Cory Hunt, Girls, what is up with using exclamation points at the end of every sentence? I don’t get it. “Hope to see you there!” or “Sounds really fun!” don’t need exclamation points every single time you say them.  You do not need to exclaim every sentence in every email.  Exclamation points are […]

Dogs for Vick

By Cory Hunt, There’s been a lot of talk lately about how Mike Vick is rehabilitated and is some sort of animal rights champion. He even wants a dog … as a pet, not to kill or fight anything like that.  In all honesty, I’ve become somewhat of a Vick fan, even after his […]

Mario’s New Year’s Resolutions

By Cory Hunt, 1)   Stop hanging out with girls who are constantly “getting kidnapped” for attention. 2)   Donkey Kong has caused far more damage behind the wheel than his cousin ever did climbing buildings and knocking down planes.  Never let DK drive on Rainbow Road again. 3)   I never thought there was a worse […]

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