Category archives for: SMT Talk

A Whole Lotta Cheese

By Lindol French, $20,000. That’s a whole lot of cheddar. There are a lot of amazing things that you can do with that kind of money. Here are a few of them- -You could buy 2,228.4 lbs of Tillamook Vintage White Extra Sharp Cheddar Cheese. -You could buy six pounds of really good marijuana. […]

A Midtown Girl’s Guide to Staying on the Wagon

By Christine Cheng, It has happened to the best of us. We have all fallen off the wagon at some point in our lives (some harder than others) and vowed to “never drink again.” Sound familiar? After a summer of pub crawls, concerts, three-day holiday weekends and countless Girl’s Night Out, I am back […]

Video Laugh For Monday

From time to time, will post some funny video clips. This quick interview is hilarious. Zach Galifianakis is being interviewed by a guy named Gordon Keith from WFAA-TV in Dallas/Fort Worth, Tex. What’s your take – is Galifianakis a victim or is he along for the ride in a “Between Two Ferns” spoof?

(Third) Party Like a Rockstar

By Lindol French, “There are no parameters for your first piece. Keep it clean, and that’s it.” Jimmy Spencer, Editor in Chief, Alrighty then. There are many topics of discussion I had been considering for this piece, among them, the best places in Midtown to get drunk during the day, who has the […]

Police in Midtown

Captain Dana Matthes, Communication is critical to making our neighborhoods safer. Typically, you know who belongs in your neighborhood or who looks out of place or suspicious around your business.

Homeless (Ir)rationality

By Nick Janusch, Contributor I have always been curious on whether homeless individuals act rationally.  The example I am about to explain favors the irrational side, but a few cases can be made that the individual in question acted rationally. Here is the example that just occurred recently … It was garbage night at place […]

Goodbye Little Black Book, Hello Digital Roster!

The physical address book deemed the “little black book” may still exist at the bottom of a drawer in your closet somewhere. But as our lives have moved from sharing contacts and information via the written form, to typing the information digitally, the little black book continues to collect dust.

The Boy Wonder Gets Fired

By Cory Hunt, Dear Robin, The time has come to end our professional relationship. In large part, I blame myself for this.  I have no idea what I was thinking when I chose a 10-year-old orphan with no superpowers as my sidekick.  It was, quite possibly, the biggest mistake of my crime fighting career.  […]

The Gym Is My Life … Once Per Month

By Jimmy Spencer, Editor Hi, my name is Jimmy. I’d like to move fast without going anywhere and pick up, then put down, all of your stuff, please. I’ll give you $30-$40 per month, whatever you think is fair at this time. And I know, “Gym” (can I call you that?), I’ve been nothing […]

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